Jake Hurwitz
[I hope to someday have this much passion for something, even if it is a kite.]
(via julianichols)
The CollegeHumor Show (Episode 1: Rival Site)
- Jeff: Do you really think this practice is going to pay off? I mean, we don't go to high school parties anymore.
- Jake: Speak for yourself.
This legit happened while shooting 'Hardly Working: Starfish'
- Jake: This floor is fucking disgusting.
- Eva (A girl that works there): It's not that bad
- Jake: Why don't you put your face on it then?
- Rayann: *whispering to Gia and Ashley* There's a bandaid on the floor. *giggles*
- Jake: *looks down* THERES A FUCKING BANDAID ON THE FLOOR
- *all laugh*
-Jake Hurwtiz; Digital Content Upfront 2009
(I swear I didn’t remember that off the top of my head; I blogged it a long time ago.)
“You’re trying to sound like you’re joking, but it just sounds like you’re bragging.”
“Are you talking to me? Yeah, you’re talking to me again.”
Amir: I don’t want to go to dinner with you tonight.
Jake: You don’t want to eat dinner with me tonight?
Amir: No.
Jake: Not even if I go to McDonalds?
Amir: The D’s….Definitely not interested.
This makes me straight crack up, every time.Jake: What’s my favorite food?
Amir: *In a high pitched voice* Annie’s macaroni and cheese! *Normal voice* Jake. Annie’s macaroni and cheese.
Jake: It’s Annie’s macaroni and cheese, good job interrupting.
Sarah: I was-I was just gonna say straight cheese.
Amir: Well, you were gonna be straight wrong.
Jake: Straight close!
Amir: *In a high pitched voice* Straight close but no straight cigar.
Jake: “Jake, could nay find markers. Got hot. Thought I’d take a snooze. Wake me up pre Hercules on TNT. Amir.”
Pat: How did you read that?
Jake: I don’t know.
Pat: There’s more.
Jake: “Jake. LOL.”
Jake: No; you don’t understand. He never realy knows what he’s talking about.
Jake and Amir: Advice
“Hey Do you guys wanna go get lunch?”
“Ew gross, no.”
I say nay like it’s a real word for sure. Me and Amir are also pretty much always going back in forth in that weird rap voice.” FY! Jake and Amir interview with Jake.
“Do you guys know that in college I played beer pong everyday for four years.”
“You drank everyday for four years?”
